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Apr 19, 2014 / 726,458 notes

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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helloryanholmes:

wailtothethief:

radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH


I just peed a Little
Apr 19, 2014 / 227,546 notes

helloryanholmes:

wailtothethief:

radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

I just peed a Little

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Apr 19, 2014 / 16,834 notes

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

behold, it is i, the evil social justice warrior, here to ruin your fun by pointing out that you’re being kind of an asshole

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Apr 19, 2014 / 165,206 notes

lets-teaparty:

Sadly there are probably a lot of guys who don’t get the joke here.

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Apr 19, 2014 / 84,228 notes

poly-morph:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

"I’ve spent days with the smith to make it right. The smith’s name is Starbucks btw"

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nzry:

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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Probably had reblogged this a 1000 times now

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Apr 19, 2014 / 467,806 notes

grannyp0rn:

bowlofbloodoranges:

here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest

1st pic : lookin good

2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)

3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest

4th pic: me being outtie 

this will ALWAYS be my favourite post on tumblr

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Apr 19, 2014 / 75,960 notes

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Telling a young girl she can’t wear what she wants because it’s not appropriate encourages the idea that men’s reactions should dictate society’s norms, and that all women are meta-Eves, tempting and ensnaring men with our sultry-eyed gaze. My parents’ culture is steeped in patriarchy, in the philosophy of the one-step machismo machine, where there is just one kind of man, and two kinds of women: the angel and the whore. These limited ideas of masculinity breed men who want ownership of women.
Fariha Roison (via voirsully)

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vanjalen:

i love every part of this
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vanjalen:

i love every part of this

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Apr 19, 2014 / 102,805 notes

corpsepose:

happy easter

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Apr 19, 2014 / 143,700 notes

lacigreen:

a point has been made

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